[ cute... the goose allows this because he has been placated. this is friday so we aren't all traumatized by geese hints. ]
Is that even a thing? Not a big fan of an arranged marriage. Especially not with this dude, I'm pretty sure he's just here because I fed him a snack. Probably not good marriage material.
And sure, marrying pets is totally a thing! Waddles was married back home, you know--I officiated the ceremony and everything. [ leans in conspiratorially ] But between you and me, I don't think Gompers was all that good for him, I think a fresh start would do him good!
no subject
Ooooh, you should adopt him! And then he can marry Waddles, and then we can really be siblings for real!
no subject
Is that even a thing? Not a big fan of an arranged marriage. Especially not with this dude, I'm pretty sure he's just here because I fed him a snack. Probably not good marriage material.
[ he sounds amused by the idea, though. ]
no subject
And sure, marrying pets is totally a thing! Waddles was married back home, you know--I officiated the ceremony and everything. [ leans in conspiratorially ] But between you and me, I don't think Gompers was all that good for him, I think a fresh start would do him good!